and generally being disrespectful in his presence.

They would do the same to Rafa or even Maureen. I'm afraid the only remedy now is Big Sam in charge with Keown running discipline and punishments.

We cannot be a great club again until the corridors of the Colney Creche resound with Allardyces's voice bellowing "Tha foókin what thee whiney little coont?" at some trembling miscreant before Martin dishes out the big dry slaps.

We'll have to somehow get TA back in there to teach them the manly art of binge drinking and bar room brawling.

Would you take the píss out of this man?