Notable that Bercow wasn't in the chair today.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Love Boris
We all know the really reason he wanted it on the 12th.
Because the next day is Friday 13th
Savage
What a way to rub it in