https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/50174660
Reminded me of story my dad told me...from back in the late 60s
He pulled a white chick and when they got back to her place she wanted him to dress up like Tarzan, scream and jump about with a spear before he banged her senseless...
Have to say...I’ve never been that lucky imo
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'