I mean I’d assumed...well...y’know?
Oh, do drop it, B.
He's from the same London Borough we went to school in. Well, grew up. I schooled in Surrey, not the fücking Banlieu.
I haven't been to the Whitgift Centre in decades but it can't have changed that much, can it? I refuse to believe it's Lagos or whatever nowadays.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Is it? Really? When did that happen?
I haven't been to Croydon since they closed down the 2nd hand record shop, Beanos, in Surrey Street market.
Are Croydon goras really an endangered species? Or is this just one of your theories that isn't based on facts - like the Muslamic ninjas of Nôtre Dame and their flaming arrows of retribution?