What do you smell of AWIMB?

[Pokster]

Pokster "What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES"

Honest toil with a hint of Jack Charlton

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

[IUFG]

...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

or sc's scent of a tramp's sock

[Luis Anaconda]

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

One would much rather smell of an expensive brothel, of course

[Pokster]

or sc's scent of a tramp's sock

I'm shocked Sir C bothers seeing as he can't smell anything anyway

[Pokster]

One would much rather smell of an expensive brothel, of course

Exactly, you don't want to seem easy

[Burney]

I read Goebbels as Goering then, didn't I? Daft sod.

That reminds me, I've got my monthly meeting at The Goring next week. The Goring really is the single poshest hotel I have ever been to. I rather like it's unashamedly Edwardian vibe.

It is, isn’t it? I remember eating a celeriac soup there when younger and feeling that eyes were on me to ensure my head did not move one centimetre towards the bowl; that not a drop was spilt; that no slurping took place and that my spoon was always pushed away from me.

It was probably the most stressful course I’ve ever eaten. With hindsight, though, soup was a mad choice.

[IUFG]

I'm shocked Sir C bothers seeing as he can't smell anything anyway

I thought he'd had the cancers removed now.
It must be like a new sense has been added.
Obviously, smelling like a tramp's sock means his olfactories need recalibrating...

[Sir C]

I thought he'd had the cancers removed now.
It must be like a new sense has been added.
Obviously, smelling like a tramp's sock means his olfactories need recalibrating...

You are quite right i, but I was informed last week that the bad cancer has returned and I must go under the knife once more in a couple of weeks.

I might set up a Gofundme to pay for my health insurance premiums next year

[Burney]

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

Nothing cheap about it! Unless one wants to smell of Lynx or cheap sweets, the amount one has to spend is fùcking scandalous imo.

[barrybueno]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Failure and defeat B