If you had to choose, which of these ladies would you decide to marry

[Sir C]

and spend the rest of your life with?

1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott

Please show your workings.

[Pokster]

and spend the rest of your life with?

1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott

Please show your workings.

Which is likely to die first?

[Sir C]

Which is likely to die first?

Abbott's carrying about 16 stone of pure lard so her heart must be under some stress... on the other hand, Soubry's liver doesn't bear thinking about. Phillips is too sour to ever die, she'll go on being horrible about everything for all eternity.

[IUFG]

Abbott's carrying about 16 stone of pure lard so her heart must be under some stress... on the other hand, Soubry's liver doesn't bear thinking about. Phillips is too sour to ever die, she'll go on being horrible about everything for all eternity.

But could you imagine going where Jezza has been?

[Sir C]

But could you imagine going where Jezza has been?

That was in the 1980s, wasn't it? You don't think she's still full of his Commie manmuck, do you?

[IUFG]

and spend the rest of your life with?

1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott

Please show your workings.

is this an ipsative choice?

If not, suicide or benderness...

[Sir C]

is this an ipsative choice?

If not, suicide or benderness...

Mysoginist.

[Burney]

Mysoginist.

Surely a Misogynist is someone who harbours an irrational hatred of fermented soy bean paste?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sir C]

Surely a Misogynist is someone who harbours an irrational hatred of fermented soy bean paste?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Funnily enough, I realised as I typed it that I'd got my y and my i confused, but literally couldn't be arsed to correct it.

Standards are definitely dropping. Must be Brexit.

[Burney]

and spend the rest of your life with?

1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott

Please show your workings.

Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.

It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid.