'Celebrity' Masterchef?

[Burney]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

There’s also the Polish weatherman with the funny name whom I strongly suspect to be an homosexualist.

Pooves reading the weather now. O tempora! O mores! No wonder we’re getting all these hurricanes. :hellinahandcart:

[Burney]

No, you're thinking of in-no-way-mental fashion person Zandra Rhodes.

Didn’t she pass her sell-by date in about 1982?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

There's even a weather girl on the BBC who'll never do press-ups again

[barrybueno]

I've no idea, b. I recognise him from the three or four occasions I was unlucky enough to view the programme in question, but as these unhappy events occurred some 30-odd years ago, me recollections of the details are unclear.

There was a Doctor Legg, wasn't there?

Ah it is Ian Beale, like yourself I'm using 80's memories here. I'll raise your Dr. Legg with a Dot Cotton

[Sir C]

There’s also the Polish weatherman with the funny name whom I strongly suspect to be an homosexualist.

Pooves reading the weather now. O tempora! O mores! No wonder we’re getting all these hurricanes. :hellinahandcart:

Camp as knickers, that lad.

The incomprehensible Geordie appears to be educationally subnormal. Should we really be exposing such unfortunate creatures to public ridicule?

[Sir C]

Didn’t she pass her sell-by date in about 1982?

Is she the one who showed the queen her muff, or was that Vivienne Westwood?

Mental old women all look the same to me.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Thomasz Schafernacker

[Burney]

There's even a weather girl on the BBC who'll never do press-ups again

Yes, I’ve seen that. Revolting. It’s only OK to be an amputee on telly if you lost the appendage fighting the hun, the chinee, the mick, the argies or Johnny raghead. All other limbless can get the fùck out of my sight where they belong.
The could at least CGI her an arm in this day and age. No excuse for it. It’s just rubbing the audience’s nose in her deformity.

[barrybueno]

The Eastenders one is Ian Belly
Londoner who cadged onto the Liverpool bandwagon as a youth

'Look after my stall I'm just popping in the Vic for a few cheeky lunchtime pints' Nice work if you can get it imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

Frank Moloney, though.

He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems