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    'Celebrity' Masterchef?

    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Erm, the "chick with a suspiciously deep voice" is Kellie Maloney, whose masculine voice box and cock and balls in no way detracts from her identity as a woman, you transphobic c*nt.

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    If only our Wikipedia would page had taken off...could’ve had one of you on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Frank Moloney, though.

    He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
    Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

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    [QUOTE=Burney;4248092]Frank Moloney, though.

    He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.


    The Wiki page reads very strangely: Kellie Maloney is a British boxing manager and promoter who managed Lennox Lewis to the undisputed heavyweight championship of the world. In August 2014
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Frank Moloney, though.

    He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
    Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?
    I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems
    I'm not sure this post got the recognition it deserves, la
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I'm not sure this post got the recognition it deserves, la
    I hadn't noticed that. wd la

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?
    I've no idea, b. I recognise him from the three or four occasions I was unlucky enough to view the programme in question, but as these unhappy events occurred some 30-odd years ago, me recollections of the details are unclear.

    There was a Doctor Legg, wasn't there?

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