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Thread: 'Celebrity' Masterchef?

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    'Celebrity' Masterchef?

    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Erm, the "chick with a suspiciously deep voice" is Kellie Maloney, whose masculine voice box and cock and balls in no way detracts from her identity as a woman, you transphobic c*nt.

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    If only our Wikipedia would page had taken off...could’ve had one of you on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Frank Moloney, though.

    He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
    Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

    One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.
    Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?
    I've no idea, b. I recognise him from the three or four occasions I was unlucky enough to view the programme in question, but as these unhappy events occurred some 30-odd years ago, me recollections of the details are unclear.

    There was a Doctor Legg, wasn't there?

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    [QUOTE=Burney;4248092]Frank Moloney, though.

    He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.


    The Wiki page reads very strangely: Kellie Maloney is a British boxing manager and promoter who managed Lennox Lewis to the undisputed heavyweight championship of the world. In August 2014
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    The Eastenders one is Ian Belly
    Londoner who cadged onto the Liverpool bandwagon as a youth
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Isn't Kellie Maloney the one with the purple hair and heavy-as-Ruddock make-up?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Isn't Kellie Maloney the one with the purple hair and heavy-as-Ruddock make-up?
    No, you're thinking of in-no-way-mental fashion person Zandra Rhodes.

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