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  1. #1

    Erik ten Hag in!

    This club needs some Dutch in it.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This club needs some Dutch in it.
    Also I don't know what Arsenal has against Italians.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Also I don't know what Arsenal has against Italians.
    No one likes Italians Pat *

    *I'm aware of who I'm talking to here
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This club needs some Dutch in it.
    Some key questions:

    Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
    How is his dentition?
    Does his hair resemble an oil slick?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Some key questions:

    Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
    How is his dentition?
    Does his hair resemble an oil slick?
    he has no hair, iirc
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    he has no hair, iirc
    Hmmm. He could be the next Bertie Mee. Or Don Howe.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hmmm. He could be the next Bertie Mee.
    Now, he, like Don, must be dead by now.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Now, he, like Don, must be dead by now.
    I'm not sure he wasn't dead during the latter period of his tenure, tbh.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Some key questions:

    Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
    How is his dentition?
    Does his hair resemble an oil slick?
    How you say? Big club, Arseshnal, Championsh league.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This club needs some Dutch in it.
    He's got a baldy head like that Pep bloke, you could be on to something! At the very least words like flair and panache would be used in match reports

    PS. Can he speak English?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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