Normally, one takes a dim view of the Swiss. Yesterday, however, I met one whose name

[Luis Anaconda]

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

Whatever the Swiss speak, it is very much not German - almost impossible to understand. I know native German speakers who have to hold meetings with "German"-speaking Swiss colleagues in English because it is easier