I am tentatively prepared to countenance the existence of a benign deity right now.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'd happily lose 10-0 tomorrow if it means spurs going out tonight.

That's how small and petty I actually am.

If I was told we could win the EL but Spurs would have to win the CL I'd forfeit the farkin thing no hesitation. Imagine the remorseless piss taking for the next 20 years at least.