What the fück does Emery put in his hair?

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This wee Bangladeshi fella tried to warn me off when I requested my Madras ‘extra spicey’. When it came I had to ask for a bowl of chillis to add to it. Pooves.

Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.