I see the left's throwing up its hands in horror at the idea of a coup in Venezuela

[Burney]

Wait, I thought that Maduro's Venezuela wasn't an example of real socialism?

You still on for tomorrow? What time suits?

12.30? The Lion in Farningham?

[Sir C]

12.30? The Lion in Farningham?

Be there or be square.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Be there or be square.

And I'm coming too - to give you two fackin sissy boys a good shoeing for all the abuse I get on here. I'll be "pulling jobbies" out of your arse alright and then sticking 'em up yer little oppo's arse! Keep your eye on the door

[Burney]

And I'm coming too - to give you two fackin sissy boys a good shoeing for all the abuse I get on here. I'll be "pulling jobbies" out of your arse alright and then sticking 'em up yer little oppo's arse! Keep your eye on the door

So you're going to register your objection to being characterised as the sort of chap who spends his life with his arm up a shítpipe handling jobbies by coming and putting your arm up our shítpipes and handling our jobbies?

You're a curious fellow, h and no mistake.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

So you're going to register your objection to being characterised as the sort of chap who spends his life with his arm up a shítpipe handling jobbies by coming and putting your arm up our shítpipes and handling our jobbies?

You're a curious fellow, h and no mistake.

I'll be on YouPorn in no time b

[Burney]

I'll be on YouPorn in no time b

You'd best work fast before the government stop us all watching it, h.

[Sir C]

And I'm coming too - to give you two fackin sissy boys a good shoeing for all the abuse I get on here. I'll be "pulling jobbies" out of your arse alright and then sticking 'em up yer little oppo's arse! Keep your eye on the door

I'd be extremely interested to watch you attempt to eat with a knife and fork, h. Do come along. We'll have so much fun!

[Burney]

I'd be extremely interested to watch you attempt to eat with a knife and fork, h. Do come along. We'll have so much fun!

Yes. He'll have to dress up smart, though. His least shít-smeared overalls will do.