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Thread: Blimey, the aeroplane carrying Cardiff's new signing

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    I’d like to think we wouldn’t stick our most expensive signing on a Piper Malibu to cross the channel.
    Why? What's the problem with a Piper Malibu?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    I’d like to think we wouldn’t stick our most expensive signing on a Piper Malibu to cross the channel.
    Ironically, of course, they bought him because he was good in the air.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That man should be put down like a rabid dog.
    But why were they agreeing to do this in the first place? I'm pretty sure if I asked a stewardess to wipe my arse I'd rightly get told to fùck off.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Why? What's the problem with a Piper Malibu?
    It doesn’t look the most luxurious way to travel, C.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    It doesn’t look the most luxurious way to travel, C.
    Much more comfortable than the average short haul airliner

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  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    But why were they agreeing to do this in the first place? I'm pretty sure if I asked a stewardess to wipe my arse I'd rightly get told to fùck off.
    Eva Air. Sweet young Chinee birds, innit?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Eva Air. Sweet young Chinee birds, innit?
    You almost sound envious.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You almost sound envious.
    I do have a penchant for a bit of sideways, as you know. Not so much for having my bottom wiped, though.

  9. #19
    This can all be traced back to when they clamped down on Fat Shaming imo

    As for the Cardiff lad...got a weird feeling this might be one for Columbo. The negotiations with Nantes weren’t exactly cordial. Maybe someone on their side wasn’t happy about it.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You almost sound envious.
    I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

    If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.

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