Two of the nation's top voted chippies in Hertfordshire

[Sir C]

No. Those are French fries covered in ick. They are the effeminate cousin of chips.

You're a swivel-eyed mouthbreather, you realise that, do you?

Jorge told me.

[Burney]

You're a swivel-eyed mouthbreather, you realise that, do you?

Jorge told me.

Naturally. But that is still chip bukkake.

Meanwhile, actual MPs are still bickering about rice.

https://twitter.com/labourlewis/stat...851259392?s=21

[IUFG]

With the greatest of respect, you people know nothing from chips. These are chips.

I'm a big fan of Febo when in the 'Dam, as you know.

Those things, however, are an abomination.

[Burney]

I'm a big fan of Febo when in the 'Dam, as you know.

Those things, however, are an abomination.

FEBO kroketten are splendid things.

[IUFG]

FEBO kroketten are splendid things.

deep fried things with unidentifiable spicy fillings?

[Sir C]

FEBO kroketten are splendid things.

FEBO kroketten are not a patch on my kroketten.

They do take two days to make, though

[IUFG]

They do take two days to make, though

hang on, you can't just pull them out of a vending machine slot?

[Burney]

FEBO kroketten are not a patch on my kroketten.

They do take two days to make, though

Didn't you just buy a load of frozen ones?

[Sir C]

hang on, you can't just pull them out of a vending machine slot?

In north-west Kent? No, not regularly.

Supermarkets in Holland sell them frozen in boxes of 48. You just pop 'em in your deep fryer and 5 minutes later, heaven.

[Sir C]

Didn't you just buy a load of frozen ones?

I did once, yes. They were good but the delivery charge was about 60 quid to keep them frozen.