Lack of zest.

It's started, hasn't it? The drooling maniacs have started moaning already.

We've got 9 months of this. Here, on TV, all over social media. As we speak, human-type individuals are removing a single brain cell from the freezer, polishing it with a snotty rag, and engaging it in thinking up ever more ignorant ways to express their bitterness about their failed, miserable little existences by moaning about a football team.

I'm off to kill myself. I hope the rest of you enjoy what's coming.