Dirty, Dutch bàstards!

[Lady Henry AKA The African Queen]

I wirked with men AND women like this
One bloke insisted that as he had washed his 'best friend' in the morning, he didn't need to wash his hands after peeing.

[Burney]

I wirked with men AND women like this
One bloke insisted that as he had washed his 'best friend' in the morning, he didn't need to wash his hands after peeing.

Did nobody point out that it wasn't his pènis that was necessarily the problem, but what came out of it?

[Monty92]

My son recently started doing stand-up wees and he usually manages to avoid it, so you've got little excuse.

Did nobody point out that it wasn't his pènis that was necessarily the problem, but what came out of it?

[Burney]

My son recently started doing stand-up wees and he usually manages to avoid it, so you've got little excuse.

But there are things such as splashback and tiny droplets of urine almost inevitably find their way onto the hand one way or another.

[Monty92]

But there are things such as splashback and tiny droplets of urine almost inevitably find their way onto the hand one way or another.

But if we were that concerned about hygiene, we'd never shake anyone's hand, touch am escalator handrai, etc.

[Burney]

But if we were that concerned about hygiene, we'd never shake anyone's hand, touch am escalator handrai, etc.

The fact that the world is full of dirty people isn't really an argument for being unhygienic oneself, though, is it?

Are you actually arguing against washing one's hands after urinating?

[Monty92]

The fact that the world is full of dirty people isn't really an argument for being unhygienic oneself, though, is it?

Are you actually arguing against washing one's hands after urinating?

No, Cathy Newman, that's not what I'm saying

I'm arguing that while it is of course preferable for everyone to wash their hands after a píss, not doing so is not a big deal.