This American chit who appears to have Prince Harry in her thrall, just will not

[Burney]

Foul! - Any limerick ending with its opening is an insult to our old and commendable tradition of raucous doggerel b. For shame you quote it in this place

I know, but Lear did it all the time - he was a terrible cheat, the old poove. Anyway, in this instance I think it adds pathos.

[barrybueno]

Foul! - Any limerick ending with its opening is an insult to our old and commendable tradition of raucous doggerel b. For shame you quote it in this place

Indeedy. How about;

There was an old man of Jamaica
Who suddenly married a Quaker
But she cried out "Alack!
I have married a black!"
So he whipped out his mamba to break her.

[IUFG]

...but seems to believe she is required to talk rather a lot.

who'd of thunk a Yankee could be rather multiloquent?

has she referred to Phil the Greek as 'The Dook' yet?

[Burney]

who'd of thunk a Yankee could be rather multiloquent?

has she referred to Phil the Greek as 'The Dook' yet?

'The Dook of Edinburg', I'll have you know.

[Norn Iron]

do I'm afraid.

I have just seen her interviewed on the Beeb and yes, she is a pretty little thing, but seems to believe she is required to talk rather a lot. She was giving all sorts of opinions and even spoke across Harry a couple of times; borderline bloody garrulous!

I fear she may even refuse to curtsy to Her Majesty and when The Duke makes a couple of his perfectly innocent 'darkie' jokes in her company she'll doubtless make a terrible fuss.

Joking aside, I noticed this. He then went on to say that he couldn't finish the proposal because she was talking over him.
Also, refusing to pose in a towel for her role in suits. If you're playing a sexy woman then you should leave your politics at home and try your best to replicate the character you're playing. Isn't that what acting is about?

Divorced within 2 years imo, fit though.

[Burney]

Joking aside, I noticed this. He then went on to say that he couldn't finish the proposal because she was talking over him.
Also, refusing to pose in a towel for her role in suits. If you're playing a sexy woman then you should leave your politics at home and try your best to replicate the character you're playing. Isn't that what acting is about?

Divorced within 2 years imo, fit though.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's doomed. She's too old apart from anything else.

Phil might have to arrange another car crash.

[online]

This preposterous name you and c use for the pénis is so very public school and and somewhat salacious.