Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
You must scrutinize my own very excellent Ode to Nigella b. Ne'er a faux rhyme nor deviation from scansion to be seen and I would rather die than employ this particular lazy contrivance.

Pathos my black arse, the **** just couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with Jamaica
I'm more troubled about why she didn't notice she was marrying a black man. Was she blind? If so, why did it matter?