coat pocket with the promise of "another one of those for you if my result is lower than 4.1% ." I explained that if it were any higher I would have to endure the tiresome crowing of a frightful old boar on my football message board.

Actually, she had to have two goes to get the blood and the one which failed has become swollen and rather painful. An enormous blood clot is about to detach and finish me off isn't it?