I think I might begin suporting Spurs

[Burney]

How long will it be till he dies, Rich? Then it'll be Josh's turn. We'll all be dead before Arsenal is de-Kroenkefied.

Not Sir C. He’s gonna live forever.

[Pokster]

Not Sir C. He’s gonna live forever.

But think how much just for men will make out of him..... free money imo

[Sir C]

But think how much just for men will make out of him..... free money imo

My beard is about 40% grey, yet I have exactly 2 grey heairs on my head. I find this strange.

[Burney]

My beard is about 40% grey, yet I have exactly 2 grey heairs on my head. I find this strange.

So does everyone else, old chap

[Pokster]

My beard is about 40% grey, yet I have exactly 2 grey heairs on my head. I find this strange.

I have 2 hairs on my head

[Sir C]

I have 2 hairs on my head

You've had a transplant? Congratulations, p!

[Pokster]

You've had a transplant? Congratulations, p!

how rude.... I only lost my hair because your mum used to pluck one every time I shagged her