confess an unabashed man-crush for Gianluigi. He is so splendidly aristocratic in look and demeanour and, let us not forget, has shown himself the equal at least of any goalkeeper in history.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Real Madrid are the most corrupt team in the history of football. Every time they win a trophy a football angel somewhere dies.