You are indeed old C. That's the first cup final I ever watched. I don't remember it but appazza Ipswich hit the post 4 times or something silly like that.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'