Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday

[Lady Henry AKA The African Queen]

Herbert Chapman.
How the devil are you sir?
Long time. Trust all is sooper!
Glad to see you love in with Monty has not abated. He has missed you so.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.

[Ash]

Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.

Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.

• Should
• be
• used
• more
• often

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.

You 'avin a pop at me?

[Ash]

You 'avin a pop at me?

No, I was being sincere.