Just had one that I virtually had to dislocate my jaw to eat and was so big that I could only eat three quarters of it.
False apple economy imo.
No need to ask the question 'how d'ya like those apples' on this occasion I suppose
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'