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Thread: Really big apples can fück off imo

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    Really big apples can fück off imo

    Just had one that I virtually had to dislocate my jaw to eat and was so big that I could only eat three quarters of it.

    False apple economy imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Just had one that I virtually had to dislocate my jaw to eat and was so big that I could only eat three quarters of it.

    False apple economy imo.
    What kind of apple was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What kind of apple was it?
    A really big one
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    No need to ask the question 'how d'ya like those apples' on this occasion I suppose
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What kind of apple was it?
    A Pink Lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A Pink Lady
    Oh good man - a fine apple.

    I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Oh good man - a fine apple.

    I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.
    I've always associated people who eat apples with a knife with psychopaths.

    Do you murder boys and eat their genitals? Ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've always associated people who eat apples with a knife with psychopaths.

    Do you murder boys and eat their genitals? Ever?
    If you ever see someone in a film doing this, they are a baddie. FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Oh good man - a fine apple.

    I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.
    I prefer something with a bit more character like a Russet Egremont or a Cox, but Pink Ladies seem to be the go-to crowd pleasing apple these days and I don't do the online shopping, so I don't get a say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    If you ever see someone in a film doing this, they are a baddie. FACT.
    why not use one of those apple slicing devices, press down on the top and you get equal slices with no core...
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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