If you had the opportunity to go into space, would you?

[Burney]

Not for me, Clive. Uncomfortable, cramped, claustrophobic, squalid (you have to píss yourself, ffs!), recycled farty air, crap food and you're probably going to be stuck with Russians and septics. In short, fùck that for a game of soldiers.

[Pat Vegas]

Not for me, Clive. Uncomfortable, cramped, claustrophobic, squalid (you have to pass yourself, ffs!), recycled farty air, crap food and you're probably going to be stuck with Russians and septics. In short, fùck that for a game of soldiers.

I never been interesting in space. Never liked space movies. Apart from it being fun to float about I can only imagine it's immensely boring.

[PSRB]

I never been interesting in space. Never liked space movies. Apart from it being fun to float about I can only imagine it's immensely boring.

In it's current format, an emphatic no. If it were more like Star Trek, Star Wars, etc, then hell yes

[Burney]

In it's current format, an emphatic no. If it were more like Star Trek, Star Wars, etc, then hell yes

Yes, of course. Gravity, loads of room, hot chicks in short skirts, planets to discover, aliens to zap and that sort of thing would be grand. But I doubt it'll ever be like that. Everything's too far away to bother with.

[Burney]

I never been interesting in space. Never liked space movies. Apart from it being fun to float about I can only imagine it's immensely boring.

Yeah, the floating about would be fun for about half an hour and then I'd start to hate it. You have to strap yourself into your bed, ffs.

[Pat Vegas]

Yeah, the floating about would be fun for about half an hour and then I'd start to hate it. You have to strap yourself into your bed, ffs.

Plus it's crap when you come back. Your body gets all messed up. you lose the hard skin on your feet and something weird happens to your hips or your bones shrink something like that.

[Burney]

Plus it's crap when you come back. Your body gets all messed up. you lose the hard skin on your feet and something weird happens to your hips or your bones shrink something like that.

You lose the hard skin on your feet? I've been cultivating that shít for 43 years. I'm not risking it to piss about in space.

[Pat Vegas]

You lose the hard skin on your feet? I've been cultivating that shít for 43 years. I'm not risking it to piss about in space.

it will hurt to walk once you get back.

though I could imagine some sort of floating around basketball dunk game might be fun. 1 on 1.

[PSRB]

Yeah, the floating about would be fun for about half an hour and then I'd start to hate it. You have to strap yourself into your bed, ffs.

Oh, I didn't realise it was a floating S&M party

[Pat Vegas]

Oh, I didn't realise it was a floating S&M party

It would be rubbish. The whip wont work.

If they want to pee on you it could go anywhere.

I'd imagine.