He seems a pleasant enough fellow, but surely one expects something a little more from a US president than a cheeky sense of humour. He's a kind of limp dick really, isn't he? A slightly bubbly wet fárt. No substance, if you get my drift. I read that he has warned North Korea of 'serious consequences' for exploding more nukes, and was struck by how how instantly I disregarded the statement, secure in the knowledge that he will do absolutely fúck nothing.

An odd state of affairs, really, to have a 'leader of the free world' who is effectively in a coma.

And the next one is to be the maniac Trump or the harridan Clinton; and she's half dead already.

Fúck our luck if a nasty conflict kicks off anywhere in the next few years.