Whatever Channel Management is, it loves a obtuse and unhelpful diagram. Today for your edification and amusement I will share some of these with you.
It's time for a revolution to get rid of all this pointless wasted time.
I would also like remove idiot job agencies and ridiculous recruitment techniques. Everyone thinks they are google.
Stop making everything complicated with your pretend psychological trick questions. Nobody gives a ****. 'why do you want the job'
I want the money and I am good at what I do and I am suitable for it. So asking me what the last movie I watched or what do I think is the most searched phrase on youtube is. Go **** yourself.
I was reading a book that I received from reed recruitment.
It just angered me which is quite easy.
For me if someone applies if you like the look of them have an interview and have a chat and see how it goes.
This book is telling you do have a 'joke' prepared for the interview.
If someone told me to tell a joke in a interview I would politely decline.
I like it. fortunatley this current job was a bit more easy going*
My last job was crazy 4 hour interview with psychometric tests. I wouldn't mind but it wasn't something that complicated or particularly well paid.
*though I had 5 interviews with them previously.
My missus is going through all this nonsense with agencies because of the redundancy. They are such timewasters who don't read your actual cv. It took me a long time to work out they are just salesman. There are the odd few good ones out there who really go out their way.
'cute kittens' is the top non-porn searched phrase. Which makes it 10 millionth overall*
*I've nicked that from somewhere imo.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'