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Thread: So it turns out there are worse things than calling your baby 'Anus'

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    So it turns out there are worse things than calling your baby 'Anus'

    These ****s really do make me despair

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-vegan-babies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    These ****s really do make me despair

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-vegan-babies
    What about this mentalness? At this rate Ines' anus will be co-opted as a safe space

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ls-to-the-test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What about this mentalness? At this rate Ines' anus will be co-opted as a safe space

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ls-to-the-test
    What if Anus chooses to identify as male, though? Will you go for Enos? Innes? Angus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What about this mentalness? At this rate Ines' anus will be co-opted as a safe space

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ls-to-the-test
    Look at this poor, malnourished retard, though. He's clearly anaemic and his mother's plainly mental (although I concede that she does appear to have a cracking set of bangers on her).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What if Anus chooses to identify as male, though? Will you go for Enos? Innes? Angus?
    Well, the female version of Ines is "Agnes", so I guess it would have to be Angus

    Of course, ultimately my childrens' names, just like their gender, will be their choice.

    In fact we're currently converting the kitchen into a secondary bathroom in case our kids feel uncomfortable sharing such an intimate space with their parents. It will contain nothing except for a hole in the floor, a single roll of neutral-toned toilet paper and a hose attached to the water mains for hygiene and general freshening up. Conventional bathrooms with their gendered toilet arrangements are potentially highly triggering to young people making sense of the world. Imagine if Angus walked in and found the toilet seat down? What kind of message would this send? That he should be ashamed of his gender fluidity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    These ****s really do make me despair

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-vegan-babies
    What a bunch of spastics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Well, the female version of Ines is "Agnes", so I guess it would have to be Angus

    Of course, ultimately my childrens' names, just like their gender, will be their choice.

    In fact we're currently converting the kitchen into a secondary bathroom in case our kids feel uncomfortable sharing such an intimate space with their parents. It will contain nothing except for a hole in the floor, a single roll of neutral-toned toilet paper and a hose attached to the water mains for hygiene and general freshening up. Conventional bathrooms with their gendered toilet arrangements are potentially highly triggering to young people making sense of the world. Imagine if Angus walked in and found the toilet seat down? What kind of message would this send? That he should be ashamed of his gender fluidity?
    It's also crucial that you shouldn't let Anus see their genitals at any point, in case it triggers their gender anxieties or the sight forces them down a particular, biologically-determined gender path.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What a bunch of spastics.
    Imagine giving this **** to a child It would grow up hating food.

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    And then there's blithely heartbreaking lines like:

    George cannot have hot lunches like most of the other children and when they make honey bagels at school or jelly or cakes, he is the only one who will not have any. But that doesn’t bother him at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine giving this **** to a child It would grow up hating food.

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    And then there's blithely heartbreaking lines like:



    These people are clearly hippies. Their womenfolk are most likely tattooed, unshaven leftists.

    They should all be re-educated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    These people are clearly hippies. Their womenfolk are most likely tattooed, unshaven leftists.

    They should all be re-educated.
    I liked the bit where they said "We didn’t speak to a doctor about going vegan as I’ve learned they have little training in nutrition", which I think it's reasonable to translate as "We didn't speak to a doctor about going vegan, as we were pretty sure they'd tell us not to."

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