The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?Originally Posted by Rich
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.
Jorge would be proud of you.
Not exactly. Fego in Cobham.
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.
How do you eat a sausage if not with a fork?
Some use you'd be in the trenches.
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
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