The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?Originally Posted by Rich
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Not exactly. Fego in Cobham.
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.
No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
She obviously thought she would push them as far as possible and see how long it took for them to realise it was all a joke.... think ****s never got it though
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
How long would it take to clean some knives?
Hope you are enjoying your holiday by the way!
Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.
Hope you are enjoying your holiday by the way!
My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.
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