This new rail tunnel apparently encapsulates swiss national identity. Is it

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

possible for a tunnel to be a miserable, humourless anti-social **** then?

[Luis Anaconda]

possible for a tunnel to be a miserable, humourless anti-social **** then?

Maybe it is like making love to a beautiful woman, h

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[Burney]

possible for a tunnel to be a miserable, humourless anti-social **** then?

Presumably it reflects Swiss character in that it required an awful lot of boring.

[Sir C]

possible for a tunnel to be a miserable, humourless anti-social **** then?

Which rail tunnel?

I once had to deliver a new Vauxhall Cavalier to a doctor who lived in a village outside Geneva. It was a ruch job and I drove from Dunstable staright there in one hit, overnight through France, slowed only by some ****ing horrible fog.

When I got there the **** opened his front door, sniffed, took the keys off me and closed the door again, leaving me standing there like a spare part. Never said thank you, would you like a coffee, I'll call you a cab, I'll give you a lift to the station, nothing. Swiss ****.

N.B. an almost identical thing happened to me in Ponteland once, which leads me to surmise that northerners are like Swissers.

[Sir C]

Presumably it reflects Swiss character in that it required an awful lot of boring.

Oh I say! Quite the opener, that.

[Burney]

Which rail tunnel?

I once had to deliver a new Vauxhall Cavalier to a doctor who lived in a village outside Geneva. It was a ruch job and I drove from Dunstable staright there in one hit, overnight through France, slowed only by some ****ing horrible fog.

When I got there the **** opened his front door, sniffed, took the keys off me and closed the door again, leaving me standing there like a spare part. Never said thank you, would you like a coffee, I'll call you a cab, I'll give you a lift to the station, nothing. Swiss ****.

N.B. an almost identical thing happened to me in Ponteland once, which leads me to surmise that northerners are like Swissers.

Did I not also hear you say Anders Limpar once behaved in a similar manner?

[Sir C]

Did I not also hear you say Anders Limpar once behaved in a similar manner?

He wasn't quite as rude, but he wasn't far off. Also, he didn't live in the middle of ****ing no where.

Swedes, Swissers and northerners, then.

Some woman in Germany gave me a breakfast of boiled eggs and good bread. No jiggy-jiggy, mind.

[Burney]

He wasn't quite as rude, but he wasn't far off. Also, he didn't live in the middle of ****ing no where.

Swedes, Swissers and northerners, then.

Some woman in Germany gave me a breakfast of boiled eggs and good bread. No jiggy-jiggy, mind.

Well you can't have everything. And we don't want to turn this into 'Confessions Of A Car Courier', do we?

[7sisters]

Which rail tunnel?

I once had to deliver a new Vauxhall Cavalier to a doctor who lived in a village outside Geneva. It was a ruch job and I drove from Dunstable staright there in one hit, overnight through France, slowed only by some ****ing horrible fog.

When I got there the **** opened his front door, sniffed, took the keys off me and closed the door again, leaving me standing there like a spare part. Never said thank you, would you like a coffee, I'll call you a cab, I'll give you a lift to the station, nothing. Swiss ****.

N.B. an almost identical thing happened to me in Ponteland once, which leads me to surmise that northerners are like Swissers.

I'm having issues with ..
a.. A Doctor
b.. A Vauxhall Cavalier with presumably a right hand drive. ( I thought they were all Opels over there ? ).

[Sir C]

I'm having issues with ..
a.. A Doctor
b.. A Vauxhall Cavalier with presumably a right hand drive. ( I thought they were all Opels over there ? ).

a. You don't believe in Swiss doctors? They're not like unicorns, they really do exist.
b. You've heard of people moving across borders? It happens all the time.