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Thread: World's first ***** transplant

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    World's first ***** transplant

    It's fair to say that the poor chap sounds understandably ambivalent about the whole thing.

    Mind you, you wouldn't really want to touch it, would you?

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...mal-life-again

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    It's not the world's first though - that was in 2006 on a Chinese bloke. It caused him psychological trauma and he had it removed again.

    Insert [person] had a ***** transplant, but the ***** rejected him joke here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking View Post
    It's not the world's first though - that was in 2006 on a Chinese bloke. It caused him psychological trauma and he had it removed again.

    Insert [person] had a ***** transplant, but the ***** rejected him joke here.
    Yeah, but it was China. It would only take a couple of stitches. That's not a proper ***** transplant.

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yeah, but it was China. It would only take a couple of stitches. That's not a proper ***** transplant.
    Do they still call it the Japs Eye in china?

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It's fair to say that the poor chap sounds understandably ambivalent about the whole thing.

    Mind you, you wouldn't really want to touch it, would you?

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...mal-life-again
    Eugh, no. Though it does bring a whole new meaning to the "I wouldnt touch it with yours" line.

    Also, anybody who doesnt think of this simpsons episode is dead inside.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    Eugh, no. Though it does bring a whole new meaning to the "I wouldnt touch it with yours" line.

    Also, anybody who doesnt think of this simpsons episode is dead inside.

    Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****.

    Not like that.

    You know what I meant.

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****.

    Not like that.

    You know what I meant.
    Indeed, or if it took against you like The Evil Dead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****.

    Not like that.

    You know what I meant.
    This is exactly the same as cheering the signing of a new player, imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This is exactly the same as cheering the signing of a new player, imo.
    Really? Even if it's Dennis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Really? Even if it's Dennis?
    Naturally. The day he signs, he is someone else's player, and one is filled with feeling of revulsion and disgust at seeing him defile our shirt, like one would when handling another man's *****.

    After a while, one becomes accustomed to the new member, as it were, and, as Dennis has shown us, may learn to love it.

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