Is anyone else starting to think we might actually get President Trump?

[The Jorge]

Yeah, you know he's really not about when a tiddler like that gets dangled it the water without a bite

[Ash]

Yeah, you know he's really not about when a tiddler like that gets dangled it the water without a bite

Sorry, I couldn't parse this sentence.

[The Jorge]

Sorry, I couldn't parse this sentence.

It doesnt matter, I'm going to make awimb great again with my tiny doll hands

[Ash]

He seems to have made a genuine difference to healthcare and education funding, not to mention steering the country back into growth after the financial crash. Not entirely sure what much more you could ask for.

The Trumpet is a bit of a fan of the NHS, perhaps surprisingly.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

You really think who is President makes any real difference? I mean Obama really shook it all up didn't he? Policy is made by business and Presidents follow that.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Lots of Republicans have gone on record as saying that they will not vote if Trump is nominated.

[Sir C]

It doesnt matter, I'm going to make awimb great again with my tiny doll hands

Does he have abnormally small hands? It seems a shame to knock a man for a disability, or even an unfortunate physical characteristic. I know he mocked a disabled reporter, which seemed harsh, to me. I'm surprised that you're so like him in this regard, to be honest.

Do you share many other traits with Mr Trump, j?

[Ash]

I don't think even her supporters can muster any enthusiasm for her. She's just too dour and her biggest electoral asset is the fact that she has XX chromosomes and (presumably) a vagina.

This reminds me of the South Park where she has a snuke in her snizz.

[Luis Anaconda]

When he says "We're not afraid of muslims",he's presumably talking about the hot ones like his wife rather than the shouty/bombey/shooty/beheady ones?

You think he would be quite afraid of his wife - that is going to be one heck of a messy divorce to look forward to

[The Jorge]

The Trumpet is a bit of a fan of the NHS, perhaps surprisingly.

Yes, but he hates socialism, being such a shrewd, successful businessman.

NONE OF THIS **** MAKES ANY SENSE!!!