I hate cunds on tube who dither around on the escalators

[Pat Vegas]

on the tube.

you have a few types.
One who block the left hand side so you can't walk down.

Or people who decide to walk down slowly
Or people who walk down in the middle.

[Ash]

on the tube.

you have a few types.
One who block the left hand side so you can't walk down.

Or people who decide to walk down slowly
Or people who walk down in the middle.

Just shout at them authoritatively. "Can you stand on the RIGHT, please? Thank-you". And just push the blockers at the bottom out of the way.

And you missed the groups of Italians in their puffa jackets who get to the end of the tunnel onto the platform and then stand there blocking it like a cork. You can't just barge through them as easily with the platform edge so close.

[Pat Vegas]

I don't know why the Italians love those jackets. It's part of the uniform to dress up like a boiler.

In the summer they switch them up for the sleeveless version.

[IUFG]

and those taking you out with their ****ing wheelie bag things. Utter ****s.

[Pat Vegas]

there is a bloke at work who brings a suitcase everyday to the office

I don't know why but it troubles me.

[Ash]

there is a bloke at work who brings a suitcase everyday to the office

I don't know why but it troubles me.

Maybe he works in a strip club afterwards, and the case is full of his outfits.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

and those taking you out with their ****ing wheelie bag things. Utter ****s.

I hate the young sorts in suits who carry around massive gym bags which usually only have a pair of trainers and shorts + t-shirt in them. Probably 80% of the bag is empty.

[Pat Vegas]

The Fred Perry style bag?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

The Fred Perry style bag?

This sort of thing.