Perhaps we'll beat WBA 90 nil
public holiday tomorrow, in celebration of Her Majesty's 90th birthday. Perhaps the final nail in the coffin for Cameron and Osborne, who continue to disappoint me every day.
I, for one, will be raising a glass in honour of Her Most Gracious Majesty. Long may she continue to reign over us!
Perhaps we'll beat WBA 90 nil
Maybe they're hoping she'll hold out for the ton? There's a very bitter piece in The Grauniad by Joan Smith that tries to suggest her reign has been a failure and then offers exactly zero evidence for said assertion.
Obviously, I would celebrate HMTQ's birthday by having 90 leading republicans set on fire outside Buck House while the public sings 'Happy Birthday' to drown out their screams. I think that would be fitting.
Maybe she could celebrate it by giving away a couple of castles.
Mind you, the biggest present she could give us is Charles. Presumably she's hanging on in the prospect she'll outlive him and the throne is passed on to the prince of male pattern baldness.
One question though, which birthday is this? Is it the real one or the ceremonial one?
Luis, vete ya!
Well, she only owns Balmoral and Sandringham; the other royal residences are owned by the Crown and therefore not hers to give away.
Tomorrow is her personal birthday.
It's odd, given the amount of time you spend venting your spleen about the monarchy, that you know precisely **** all about it. You're like a man standing on the street screaming, "I hate brain surgery!"
I find the general air of sycophancy a bit of a turn off tbh