Speaking of television viewing all the folks on Masterchef

[reg]

That's the fella. He looks like a werewolf, whereas Monty looks like this

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Very harsh, imo

[The Jorge]

Hah, that poncey, even for Hampstead. I was knocking off a girl in the sixth form when I was at school but the trudge over the heath began to wear on me.

[Burney]

They're all leaving an indelible blank on my mind.

To think, back in the day we had Tomasina with her cheeky gap-toothed grin, we had little Ping with the whole Asian thing going on, we had that irritating beardy New Zealander whose restaurant failed... now, nothing of interest at all

I very rarely like the ones who actually win, though. The blokes seem almost invariably to be ****s and some of the women aren't much better.

I liked Ping.

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I also liked this one, who seems to have disappeared without trace.

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[Jake]

What, from QK? Ew.

[Sir C]

Ping was lovely indeed, if no Helen.

That Cockernee one was a bit... common.

I also liked this one, who seems to have disappeared without trace.

[Jake]

natter-lee innit

[Burney]

A friend of mine set up some dating site profiles using the mugshots of well known serial killers. Sutcliffe came out on top, which I imagine was a hammer blow to some of the competition.

He was quite a handsome chap, actually. The Phwoar-kshire Ripper, you might say.

[Sir C]

Wasn't she from Bromley-By-Bow? I hate Bromley-By-Bow. It's where the bus top my school used to end up.

[Sir C]

Has your pusseh reappeared?

[The Jorge]

Nice, though I'm cross nobody picked up on the "hammer blow" line.