I've got a packet of bacon with a 'use by' date of 16th April.

[Sir C]

Will it be ok to use on Saturday, or will it taste old and stale?

[The Jorge]

If it's been in the fridge you're golden. Much like eggs they keep for ages when refridgerated

[Sir C]

Won't it be a bit, you know, stale and musty? Like old bread?

[The Jorge]

Bacon is cured, if it smells iffy dont bother but it should be fine

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If it's been in the fridge you're golden. Much like eggs they keep for ages when refridgerated

I don't think you are supposed to keep eggs in a fridge.

I may be wrong.

[The Jorge]

You're not but they last for ears and ears

[Sir C]

My eggs have poopy on them. Not ideal for the fridge.