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Thread: lol. As a great statesman once said, never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

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    lol. As a great statesman once said, never believe anything until it's been officially denied.


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    As a great dog of war once said, read nothing, think nothing, or as in catch 22

    Jorge: Don't you have any principles?

    Reg: Of course not!

    Jorge: No morality?

    Reg: I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.

    Jorge: You talk like a madman.

    Reg: But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.

    Jorge: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

    Reg: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

    Jorge: How do you know?

    Reg: Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?

    Jorge: I'll be 20 in January.

    Reg: If you live.

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    Well I don't know about that reds but these Germans are looking good imo.

    Can only be a matter of time shirley...

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    Nod I hope so.


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    The poor chap there is actually more like me than my old man. He's 69 and a Gooner, I'm

    47 and a Palace fan.

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    i look forward to snorting your ashes whilst SW writes you lovely limericks

    berni dances around your nan with his tits out, monty makes a claim as the incinerators upset his inner jew and iufc goes mental at berni for lack of respect..whilst sir c naked from the waist down wearing smoking jacket and deerstalker hat, smokes his pipe whilst playing on the piano an elton john song.. and jorge live streams the whole thing whilst dj'ing virtually on 42 decks in lima peru

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