Good to see the High Court has told this straight couple who wanted a civil partnership to f**k off

[Berni]

Timewasting pricks. And ugly, too.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And she could have made the effort to wash her hair before appearing in court.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What if I were a trans woman, self-identifying as non-binary in a very real sense, who wanted to marry a man, but not in a gay way?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

able to get civil partnershipped.

There isn't. Ergo: timewasting pricks.

[Berni]

Also, given the state of her hair, imagine the state of her lady area.

[Classic Jorge]

The whole CP thing just seems like a pointless fudge

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]