I keep seeing houses where people have fake grass on their front lawns.

[Berni]

In fact, one of the houses I looked at when buying my current place had fake grass in the back garden.

This raises some questions: What the f**k are these people thinking? and Do they not realise this makes them look like mad people?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Did you find a cat, btw?

[Berni]

for a few days, is it?

Everyone's very excited, although there have been bitter arguments over the name.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't decide on a name until you've met the kitteh in question. What if it doesn't suit?

[Berni]

I quite fancy getting a black one and calling it something that could be racist, but you can't be sure.

[Berni]

The back garden one was the weirdest, though. They had 8ft high fences and fake grass. It looked like a prison yard

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The internet was made for kitties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iscfH0D3a7U

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]