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Thread: So this Chris Gayle business. It's alleged that this female reporter wandered into the dressing room

  1. #1

    So this Chris Gayle business. It's alleged that this female reporter wandered into the dressing room

    'because she was hungry and was looking for a sandwich' (?!) and then got all upset because - in this dressing room full of cricketers in a state of undress, she saw Chris Gayle's cock?

    Something doesn't add up there at all imo.

  2. #2

    What I heard happened was Chris has just got out of the shower and was clad in a towel. She was

    wandering around looking for a sandwich (?!) and he proceeded to drop his towel and ask 'is this what you're looking for?'

  3. #3

    "I was thinking more granary bun than baguette"


  4. #4

    I heard she fell to her knees like some bewildered supplicant and began voraciously fellating him


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    Call me old fashioned, but if you can't expose yourself to a woman in the privacy of an all-male

    changing room that she has no business being in, where can you do it?

  6. #6

    [insert Subway product based joke here]


  7. #7

    Something about Hearty West Indian.


  8. #8

    Nod She was asking for it.


  9. #9

    Can you imagine being Brendan Nash, or indeed any other white West Indian in the dressing room.

    I would feel so woefully inadequate that I'd probably lock myself in the toilet to get changed

    But yes - I agree, top bantz from Gayle. What did she expect?!

  10. #10

    If he'd somehow found two slices of bread, put his cock between them and then asked her, would that

    have made it better, or worse?

    The sad fact is that, were a woman inadvertently to walk into our dressing room, there would be a stampede of players attempting to expose themselves to her. They wouldn't think twice about it.

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