My wife and her colleagues went back to work today to find individual notes on their desks from the

[Berni]

departing cleaners and the following written in their office diary.

It manages to be both quite sweet as well as sinister and mad at the same time.

Quote:

Dearest All, We are so, so sad to say ‘goodbye’ to you. Our circumstances do not allow us to continue working for you. However, even though we never met in person, we had some kind of weird connection with each and every one of you. The sticky notes we left on your desks express some great moments we shared. Hopefully, our circumstances will allow us to come back one day, but if not, we hope to see you in God’s New World Government, which is poised to take over rulership from humans soon – world events indicate so. Please with an open mind read the Bible-based brochures we have left for you. We will never forget you and this great place. Thank you for putting up with us. Love. Taku and Litricia

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

That's probably rather patronising of me, though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are they, like Our Lady, being ascendinated into Heaven?

[Berni]

then die in a shootout with the Feds.