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Thread: No one's made a big deal out of Ozil's hip swing Frown

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    No one's made a big deal out of Ozil's hip swing Frown

    I used to think that Samir Nasri had an exceptional hip swing, but that was down to being born with a lesbian's hips. Ozil takes the thing to a whole new level.

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    I think Monty did. I'm simply convinced that his giant, weird googly eyes are instrumental in his

    vision on the pitch. After all, a lookaway pass is much easier when you have 360 degree visual acuity.

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    Never mind all that. Bruce is back on the road.

    Must be a european tour to come surely?

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    I rather liked his back heel trap on the edge of the Villa box

    t'was rather lovely

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    I wish he'd stop all the silly praying nonsense, though Frown

    MUST he be so obviously allan all over the shop? It's unseemly.

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    Probably because it was no such thing. Merely a sort of involuntary physical tick,

    or double-take once he realised he'd gone and got himself into a goalscoring position. And on his right foot too.

    He dealt with it very well in the end though.

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    Nono It's only a tiny tour. It was initially supposed to just be one gig,

    but then they got a bit over-excited and booked a few more. Bruce says there is no chance at all of them leaving the States. He's working on a solo album at the moment, anyway.

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    Erm, no, trust me, he knew exactly what he was doing. It was intended to create the space to allow

    him to make the pass for the tap in. It was a subtle moment of unremarkable genius.

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    I'll only worry if he starts growing a beard. Besides, if he keeps playing like this, I don't care

    if he starts sacrificing children to Ba'al on the centre circle.

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    Bergkamp would've put it away Himself, near post.


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