Pert is having pissed-on chips
I was doing the kids packed lunches for school and thought I would rustle up a few for myself.
Bit of ham, mustard, cheese / pickle. The jobs a good un.
Ate them before 10am.
What is the world coming to.
I am tasked with this chore 4 mornings a week.
Sandwiches, wraps, rolls, other things.