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  1. #1

    guys this is serious i just electrocuted myself in the toaster i think im going into shock

    tried fishing the toast out with my fingers because it was stuck in the toaster. I was thrown across my bedsit. I am still alive but in a bad way guys and having a panic attack. My toaster still seems to work but my bedsit smells funny.


    Pert

  2. #2

    Have cup tea with sugar, calm you down, cure your shock.


  3. #3

    Relax. The toaster is fine. The funny smell is caused by your incessant ****ing. As for you,

    although you may believe you have recovered you will most likely soon descend into hyper shock and die a ghastly, convulsive death.

    (can I have the toaster?)

  4. #4

    Yet you are still typing this post while clinging on to life. Wow!


  5. #5

    you're probably dead by now

    but Palace were ripped off!

  6. #6

    Auf wiedersehen, Pert.


  7. #7

    swhinehunt


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