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Thread: Jorge, did you do the kebab thing last night?

  1. #1

    Jorge, did you do the kebab thing last night?

    I'm really tempted to get on it tonight... but the guilt and the self-loathing is holding me back.

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    Oh yes, it was marvellous, the banter was just lovely

    Get your bent and crooked hands around it imo

    There are surely enough other things to hate oneself about without one kebab, albeit a substantial one, adding significant height to the self-loathing pile.

  3. #3

    I'm out on the piss in that London tonight. I shall probably eat something shameful.

    Last night I had various deep-fried things and pizza, well over a bottle of red and a couple of grappas, so another session tonight is just what I need.

  4. #4

    Did it settle your stomach after weeks of that foreign muck you've had to endure? Frown


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    I'm not a little embarrased to admit that I fell asleep last night with a glass of red in hand.

    Woke up with a jump at just gone 3am this morning and split wine all over myself.

    It frustrates me that I can spend several hours sleeping with wine in hand and only spill it all upon waking.

  6. #6

    To be honest, apart from the kebab, it's all looking pretty hunky-dory.

    I could do with shedding 1kg, but what's two quid between mates?

    I've got a grey eyebrow hair, but I pulled the f**ker out.

    Oh, I suppose there's my non-functional Turkish dagger cock. That's not a pretty sight.

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    I'm out on the piss next Thursday in Shoreditch at some pop up street party thing

    quite excited

  8. #8

    You should call in and congratualte the guys on being voted Best International

    Hotel Bar recently, or some such guff.

  9. #9

    The food is just ridiculous in spain, even if your racion/medio-racion business is tough to judge

    Carne del Toro, Pinchitos Mournos, Solomilo, Chorizo al vino.


  10. #10

    Exactly, you only live once. Anyway, Bobby'z dont deliver in heaven

    tough for your asian lad, St Peter is a strict doorman

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