I just had to google Fiji Water

**Ashberto** · 06-03-2015, 03:58 PM

This is the sort of thing drunk by people who also like to talk about and promote 'sustainability'. I just asked her "what are the air miles on that?". Cue red face.

**the splendor of antigone** · 06-03-2015, 04:26 PM

**Classic Jorge** · 06-03-2015, 04:34 PM

Personally I always comfort myself with the knowledge that the bourgeois are awful at teh sex.

**the splendor of antigone** · 06-03-2015, 04:42 PM

much more radical gesture of a good old-fashioned slap across the face.

**Classic Jorge** · 06-03-2015, 04:48 PM

And with every thrust let out a gutteral, primal wail of "CLASS WAAAAAAUUUGH!"

**the splendor of antigone** · 06-03-2015, 05:05 PM

revolutionary act of synthesis".

Works every time

**Ashberto** · 06-03-2015, 05:07 PM

or that you knew it wasn't me but were engaging in some #epicbantz.

**the splendor of antigone** · 06-03-2015, 05:10 PM

**Ashberto** · 06-03-2015, 05:10 PM

Or was it the other way round?

**the splendor of antigone** · 06-03-2015, 05:20 PM

horror of finding out that you actually enjoy that sort of thing. *shudder*

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There's no need to get self-conscious when engaging bourgeois women in the error of their ways, Ash

Come on, it's his only socially acceptable form of revenge for them not sleeping with him

He was once a revolutionary He should have opted for the socially unacceptable and

Why stop there? He should have them, even if it must be burglary

"Yo girl, let's resolve the inherent contradiction and class antagonism by engaging in a

At this point it isn't clear whether you were wrongly under the impression that I had the red face

It really should be quite clear

That masochistic girl you were, erm, with seems to have made a lasting impression.

She did mention something about 'switching'. I made sure to steer clear of that. Can you imagine the

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