...if - IF - you've actually managed to massively exceed my expectations by doing something semi-sentient and avoiding utter f**king disaster, I may be prepared to give this whole 'democracy' lark another chance.
Those are my terms. Take 'em or leave 'em.
Just rejoice.
Wiping them out in Scotland (although that one's down to Labour, tbf - devolution: what were they f**king thinking? ), plus clumsily throwing their weight about so that they made English people think 'being ruled by jocks who aren't even pretending not to be jocks by wearing red rosettes? f**k that!'
All in all: great stuff. Now to really f**king have it with Scotland.
However, what looks certain is that Labour are going to lose by a big enough margin to make any attempt to form a minority government look really, really embarrassing. That's as far as I'm prepared to go right now.